Meet Dougie and Ivor, two unlucky and foul-mouthed private investigators whose first case is the very height of outrageous carnage and perverse hilarity! This first volume collects the oversized issues #1-4 of Dicks as well as a very special Dicks-tionary! A dead body at their doorstep is just the start of their troubles, as they double-cross a local crime lord, accidentally kill (and zombify) Ivor's irate uncle, anger the hulking thug named Big Billy, and dodge the bullets of Dougie's spurned father-in-law. Will these scoundrels get to the bottom of their first case... or even survive the day? Garth Ennis and John McCrea, the creative team behind Hitman, deliver pages and pages of over-the-top violence and certain-to-offend humor, just the way you like it!